AndyClark
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AndyClark is a cute little girl who is one inch tall, hates dicks, and drinks a lot of vodka.
She wants a title, but Ryan won't give her one even though he gave Zach one. He is probably a racist. ): If she received a title she would totally want it to be "GET IN THERE."
She is a self-hating Hispanic and for some reason people think she is a slightly-less-self-hating Jew, but really she loves being a Jew because $$$$$. She also has a problem with noises. Like a really ridiculous problem. Just shut up already plz :( She likes boys that hit her; and she is liked by boys who like to hit girls, in return.
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Update: 02/26/09
AndyClark = Spinner of the Year I would totally spin that.
Update: 12/19/06
- AndyClark likes Posiduck.
- Yeah, that's right fellas, you can all be jealous of Posiduck now.
TaBBers
AndyClark has met, in person, Josh B, Raziel Lafleur, sneakytiptoes, Andy, shana, Ryan, Allene, Professor Stevie Freezie, yates, Darthkittenlover, cheston, MvCRage, untoward, and Forsyth. She met most of these people at MoCCA, but not all of them. She met Loeb Employee and Dan when she went to a music festival in Quebec in May (FIMAV). Then she met corey at Bonnaroo and glitz for lunch in NYC. Also might be stalking Roll Fish who lives around the corner from her. This year at FIMAV she met Edith E Johnson, Random, and trish.
Romantic might come to NYC and stay with her. $$
She met MackJ and Miles when she went to Seattle. She is pretty likely to meet revfitz, trainwreck, karazy, Zach, King Carl, BizRodian, and even Corbie. She was supposed to have already met revfitz but he cold pussed. And then she cold pussed. Twice.
She is bff with token asian yellowbus. They even made out with the same long-haired creep at the same party. Not at the same time though because ugh. Then she totally met Travis and nobody made out with anyone.
She recently met Joel and he told her that Elad said hi. He is really Jewy.
Also she is just plain pretty (: (BY WHICH I DO NOT MEAN THAT SHE IS PLAIN) :)
Trivia
- She is frequently crushed on.
- I would totally hit that.
- Independent sources verify that she is pretty.
- She eats baby food D:
