Batman

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¡¡¡NERD-ALERT!!! This is so nerdy, it's like an issue of Nerdular Nerdance. So go ahead, read it, you nerd.

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batman.

Batman is the straightest superhero possible. His powers is to bone much ladies. Now you know.

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