Dawn Rhymes With Porn
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[edit] Controversy
It started, as most things do, with sex. "If you owned and operated a brothel what would you call it?" Was the question posed by our own inimitable Baron von Swede.
Late on the second page of the thread, Dae, having been fermenting the question since its postulation, ejaculated the following:
| Dae wrote: |
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From Dusk Till Porn |
The outrage was, as you can imagine, widespread:
| revfitz wrote: |
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really dang British if you think "porn" rhymes with "dawn" |
| i invented rain wrote: |
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b-but they don't rhyme at all. |
Soon after:
| Dae wrote: |
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Seriously I am tempted to post a voice clip or some shit just to tell you fucking yanks how to speak properly I mean CHRIST |
Readers will not be surprised, I'm sure, to learn that this offer was not allowed - by i invented rain in particular - to slide. So it began.
[edit] It Rhymes, I'm Telling You
On Saturday 11 November, the gauntlet was thrown. Dae relented and provided true and undeniable proof that dawn and porn rhyme. You can listen to it here. (man, Dae is the shit!)(really Dae that's so awesome)
In a moment of spontaneous whimsy he also resorted to the little-used method of verification known as proof by music. You can listen to that too!
[edit] You Must be a Limey, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Just an hour later, the Americans had rallied. billzebub posted this enraged retaliation. The public were left in some cases confused and disorientated, in others all too eager to jump on bill's nationalist bandwagon. The enduring power of the episode, though, was well illustrated by this post at the time:
| Dae wrote: | ||
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the kind of bond that can only be forged by conducting an argument in the medium of song |
[edit] Extra songs on the topic
- On 7 December, 2006 questhero added a song to the already awesome arsenal of songs, just because. You can listen to it here.
[edit] External Links
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