Gastrodon

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A guy called Michael who draws pokémon a lot, and also does some other stuff, but seriously did you see his pokémon? Go to this URL right now and look at his art.

Hands

Gastrodon was sittin down low in his chair

Feelin all alone and full of despair

"why oh why won't those rappers rhyme about me

"if only i had the attention of some dope emcee"

I walked into da house all nonchalantly

"Don't look so down, Michael, why don'tcha come wit' me

"I've got reams of rhymes to wrap around my rap about thee

"So sit right back and listen while i tell your story"

Mike's hands be as smooth as his moves on the floor

He tears it up takes all the ladies and not one is a whore

There ain't no lady tabber who ain't swooned on seein' his hair

And even fewer fellas who don't wish they had a fraction of his flair

So don't you see, Gastrodon, why I had to give you this rhyme

It ain't because you asked; there's no better use for my time

You are a stand out tabber and a stand up guy

Dreamin' of bein' in your pants is what gets tyler by