Safety man
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Safety Man is a 13 year-old on the Internet. He likes to make jokes and webcomics. He is a celebrity on TaBB.
He is known for using many periods while typing[citation needed], to create humorous[citation needed] timing.
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Family
He lives with his family in Winnipeg. HOW AWESOME IS THAT!
Criticism
Many TaBBers have expressed opinions that Safety Man's comics lack worth[citation needed], notably everyone. Criticisms usually expressed are along the lines of: lack of humour, content, style, etc. Some critics say his work has been improving lately, while others disagree. I guess some people don't like his style of humor. Some people call that style "actual Humor"
Every time he uploads an image, it is a horrible horrible GIF, like something from the shady end of the mid-nineties internet. He has started saving them as PNG's, which make his webcomics far more enjoyable.
Squidd was an outspoken critic of Safety Man's comics.
Notable Quotes
"Did you complain this much when Super man died? Thank god i'm thirteen. I'd hate to be on Tabb when THAT happened. If it existed back then, WHICH IT DIDDN'T. Just because you make your beloved Thinkin-Lincoln, comics. Doesn't make you the grand kahuna of webcomics. I'm NOT giving up. I CAN stand a little constructive criticism. And I KNOW I can do it. Hows that for standing a little constructive critisism?"
Trivia
He's 14!! How awesome is that!?
Final act
As his last act on TaBB, under the name Forward inc, Safety Man spammed the General discussion board relentlessly[citation needed] as an act of rebellion against several TaBB members.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/gfgffd/BAND-D.png
And the rest, they say, is history.
Safety Man (Post Tabb)
Safety Man now spends most of his time having a life, and living it. Unlike SOME Tabbers:
http://www.wooopedia.com/wooo/Category:TaBBers
Sweet Smell of Success
According to a google search on his IP address, the aforementioned life-having involves:
- pretending to be a girl called Miranda on KALonline
- [1]- Asking the 'big questions'
- "My main accomplishment is bringing in most of the information currently available on the High August Jade Lotus Emperors."
Although Safety Man's computer is his families as well, and it would be a truly disgusting invasion of privacy to look through the computers history, and look up dumb things that would try to make him look bad. But hey, Wooo!Pedia is full of great people who would never do such a thing.
- Who cares you are awful and so is your family
- When are you going to get over the fact that some people on the internet laughed at you in like, 2005? stop coming round here like an abused spouse passive-aggressively looking for a beating
- It's pathetic
My god, enough with the descriptive writing, "I'm Baron von swede! stop coming round here like an abused spouse passive-aggressively looking for a beating WAAAH! WAAAH!" It's not english class, you're an adult. Settle your disputes with fists (Acting tough with a keyboard isn't going to get you very many mates). You're the one constantly trying to make me look bad. Maybe you should try finding a hobbie or getting a job or something. I mean, everybody except me on Tabb was like, fourty.
GET A JOB!
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