Thomas James
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| Real Name: | Thomas James |
| Gender: | MAN |
| Location: | Perth, Western Australia (basically where NOTHING is) |
| Sign-Up Date: | 10 February 2008 |
| Birthdate: | 11 September 1987 |
| Website: | [ Website] |
| Height: | 6'3" |
| Hair Color: | Brown |
| Eye Color: | Hazel |
| # of Party Points: | |
| Fav. Food: | Crayfish |
| Least Fav. Food: | McDonalds scrambled eggs |
Thomas James is a dude without a wooopedia page. At least, he was until now!
Trivia
- Cannot host a hangman game to save his life
- He left his own game
- Twice
- He left his own game
- Invented the name 'Agnes Day' which is a pretty good old-timey mafia name
- PS it is a pun on 'Agnus Dei' if you didn't know
- Takes a really long time to think of his least favourite food!
- He just likes food too much I guess!
- His second least favourite food is probably a Fillet o' Fish burger from McDonalds.
- This is based on them probably being really gross, nobody has ever actually eaten one of those
- Seriously why would you get fish from a fast food place fish is one of those things which you can really fuck up
- I love the Fillet O' Fish from McDonalds. In fact, I'm going to eat one today, I've now decided. And I'm going to enjoy it, Thomas James.
- oh no! don't do it, anonymous woooer!
- I TOTALLY DID IT
- oh no! don't do it, anonymous woooer!
- Actually he just doesn't like McDonalds in general.
- This is based on them probably being really gross, nobody has ever actually eaten one of those
- Doesn't like writing things like this (that is why I am doing it for him)
- Really likes the article on YarnIsland
- Thinks the following things are appropriate places to put handcream:
- On your feet!
- On your nose!
- On your dog!
- In your brother's eyes!
- Has a double-sided belt, i didn't even know they existed
- Probably wouldn't go to a party if he was invited via facebook
- As it turns out this isn't true I've actually been to several of these so-called "parties"
- He might add to this list if he can think of anything else
References in Popular Culture
There is a book about Thomas James. It is called The Christmas Train and I have never read it. It is a work of fiction. OR SO IT IS SAID.
Thomas James Rap
tom! he's the bomb, got the ladies all under this thumb
when he walks into the room they all turn they head
when they wake up in the morning they all in his bed
yo yo he da shit
got the ladies all chompin at the bit
his moves are flyer than eagle in da air
with his manly badass shoulders and his rugged hair
