Darthkittenlover
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Darthkittenlover, aka David Malki !, is a full-time movie trailer editor and the creator and author of Wondermark, a webcomic. He is an airplane pilot and is married to the lovely Nikki. He has two cats and reportedly is pretty good at Wii Boxing. He also has run a business supplying gun props for movies, and is totally not outfitting a private army for something that is not referred to as "Phase III" by anyone.
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Punctuation
The exclamation point should be considered an honorific suffix and is as much a part of his name as Jr., III, M.D., or Ph.D are for the holders of those suffixes. The exclamation point is not pronounced.
Examples:CORRECT
- "Pay to the order of David Malki !"
- "Will the committee please recognize Mr. David Malki !."
- "Next, on FOX. A virus threatens to ruin Christmas. David Malki ! stars in Jingle Hell."
- "David ! signed his book for me and it is pretty freaking sweet."
- "Thanks for the tip Malki !"
- "Guys I really think Malki brings up a good point." Lack of exclamation point acceptable in informal conversation, though in general this form should be avoided when possible.
- "David baked me this sweet pie!" See above.
- "Hey have you talked to Malki?" Suffix omitted for clarity (informal conversation only).
- "¿Quién es el más hermoso? ¡ Malki !" (Spanish usage only)
- "I was talking to Malki! and dude seriously needs some sleep." Note lack of single space.
- "¡¿Porqué el ¡Malki! haría tal cosa?!"
Records held
Most number of TaBBers met in person by a non-Ryan individual
- He has met Ryan, Allene, Professor Stevie Freezie, Andy, Beth, shana, Boorishly P. Foundry, yates, logcabinrepairman, Miles, MackJ, Forsyth, Stranger Dan, Raziel Lafleur, sneakytiptoes, cheston, MvCRage, untoward, Random, Aaron D, Factitious, AndyClark, posiduck, Nick G, kfunque and probably a few more, as well as registered-users-but-infrequent-posters furboajerboa, Mrs. Mark, and xkcd, and some people like Kean Soo who might also be registered users but seriously who the hell knows.
Highest ratio of moustachioed avatars to non-moustachioed avatars
- 9:0
Geographical considerations
Ironically, he lives close to thew and literally about six blocks from BenB in West Syde USA, but has met neither of them in person.
Terrible T-shirt Ideas
DKL can come up with terrible t-shirt ideas in mere seconds:
- "My dick tastes like chocolate"
- "My pussy speaks Wookiee"
- "Will tutor for cooter"
- "I'm with stupid [downward arrow]" (This is actually a good idea)
Seriously Though
He is so hot and awesome :D
Guys Guys
Remember when he had that plane crash cake for his wedding? Frikkin Radd!
If you found this page because you Googled for David Malki !
Oh man I am so sorry.
