Gower

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Session Start: Sun Jan 27 20:25:52 2008

Session Ident: #tabb

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[20:31] * brent sets mode: +v stephen
[20:31] <stephen> hi
[20:32] <zach> sup@u gower
[20:33] <stephen> just watching the nhl all star game
[20:33] <stephen> resting up my arms!
[20:33] <zach> haha
[20:33] <zach> o/^
[20:33] <zach> thats your gun
[20:33] <zach> your left gun
[20:33] <stephen> haha
[20:33] <stephen> I was helping some people move yesterday
[20:33] <stephen> and at one point because of all the snow and shit
[20:33] <stephen> I slipped down the stairs D:
[20:33] <zach> D::
[20:34] <stephen> also after that we had to move a washing machine
[20:34] <stephen> D:
[20:34] <stephen> that was the worst
[20:34] <tommy> sgower
[20:34] <tommy> draw a picture
[20:34] <stephen> down one flight of stairs and then up a snowcovered path
[20:34] <tommy> of
[20:34] <stephen> down another set of stairs
[20:34] <tommy> you falling down the stairs
[20:34] <tommy> I don't really
[20:34] <stephen> tommy what am I an artist
[20:34] <tommy> understand how that happened
[20:34] <tommy> need a diagram etc
[20:34] <tommy> steve
[20:34] <stephen> tommy let me paint a picture with words
[20:34] <stephen> okay
[20:34] <tommy> you don't need to make this
[20:35] <tommy> a masterpiece
[20:35] <stephen> I was walking down the stairs
[20:35] <tommy> steve
[20:35] <tommy> I need a pic
[20:35] <stephen> they were very slippery as they were covered with snow
[20:35] <tommy> I need a pic
[20:35] <tommy> I need a pic
[20:35] <stephen> and
[20:35] <tommy> were these
[20:35] <tommy> like
[20:35] <stephen> I stepped and woosh
[20:35] <stephen> I slipped
[20:35] <tommy> steps on a porch
[20:35] <tommy> or something
[20:35] <zach> haha
[20:35] <zach> woosh
[20:35] <tommy> were they concrete
[20:35] <stephen> no they were a regular staircase
[20:35] <tommy> or
[20:35] <zach> you were
[20:35] <tommy> wood?
[20:35] <stephen> inside a house
[20:35] <zach> carried down the stairs
[20:35] <tommy> like
[20:35] <stephen> wood
[20:35] <tommy> what
[20:35] <zach> out the front door
[20:35] <tommy> where was
[20:35] <stephen> with glossy paint
[20:35] <zach> into the yard
[20:35] <tommy> the snow
[20:35] <zach> across the street
[20:35] <tommy> that
[20:35] <tommy> what
[20:35] <stephen> it was indoors tommy
[20:35] <zach> down the block
[20:35] <tommy> how was there snow on them
[20:35] <zach> across the frozen lake
[20:35] <stephen> because tommy
[20:35] <stephen> we were moving things outside to a truck
[20:35] <zach> down the frozen canal
[20:35] <stephen> there is snow outside
[20:35] <tommy> how big was the washing machine?
[20:35] <stephen> i.e. it's winter
[20:36] <tommy> steve
[20:36] <tommy> were you wearing
[20:36] <tommy> boots
[20:36] <tommy> or not?
[20:36] <stephen> the washing machine was a regular sized machine they are just heavy
[20:36] <tommy> shoes?
[20:36] <zach> out to the frozen great lakes
[20:36] <stephen> yeah tommy I was wearing boots
[20:36] <zach> down the frozen mississipp'
[20:36] <zach> to the gulf of frozen mexico
[20:36] <tommy> steve I don't understand how snow could cling to your shoes like that
[20:36] <tommy> I mean
[20:36] <zach> just slidin the whole way
[20:36] <tommy> was it wet
[20:36] <tommy> or what
[20:36] <zach> arms pinwheeling
[20:36] <stephen> tommy we got snow all over the stairs right
[20:36] <tommy> what part of your body youched the stairs
[20:36] <tommy> and like
[20:36] <stephen> then because there was a fireplace going not too far from the stairs
[20:36] <tommy> which stairs
[20:36] <stephen> the snow melted
[20:36] <stephen> and made them all wet
[20:36] <stephen> and slippery
[20:36] <tommy> so
[20:36] <tommy> they were
[20:36] <tommy> like
[20:37] <tommy> wooden
[20:37] <tommy> or something?
[20:37] <tommy> hardwood?
[20:37] <stephen> yes with a very glossy paint job
[20:37] <tommy> slippery?
[20:37] <tommy> wow ok
[20:37] <tommy> are you hurt?
[20:37] <tommy> what hit the stairs?
[20:37] <tommy> did you fall head first
[20:37] <tommy> did you drop anything?
[20:37] <tommy> what were you carrying
[20:37] <stephen> no the way I slipped I was able to stop myself with my arms before I hit anything
[20:37] <stephen> tommy I was going downstairs to pick up another box so I wasn't carrying anything
[20:37] <alexcameron> SUE GOWER
[20:37] <alexcameron> SE
[20:37] <alexcameron> SUE
[20:37] <alexcameron> SUE
[20:37] <alexcameron> SUE GOWER
[20:38] <tommy> sgower
[20:38] <zach> okay
[20:38] <zach> sueing gower
[20:38] <tommy> you said you fell down the stairs
[20:38] <tommy> not
[20:38] <zach> calling my lawyer
[20:38] <zach> re: this bs story
[20:38] <tommy> slipped a bit but caught yourself
[20:38] <zach> wasting my valuable time
[20:38] <tommy> god
[20:38] <tommy> sgower
[20:38] <zach> with your fake story
[20:38] <tommy> are you just
[20:38] <stephen> tommy I slipped
[20:38] <stephen> and fell
[20:38] <tommy> making this up
[20:38] <tommy> as you go?
[20:38] <zach> my lawyer will
[20:38] <zach> be in contact
[20:38] <zach> with you
[20:38] <tommy> none of this
[20:38] <zach> so that i may be fully compensated
[20:38] <stephen> tommy I fell flat on my back
[20:38] <tommy> adds up to
[20:38] <tommy> anything plausible
[20:38] <zach> for this awful waste of time
[20:38] <tommy> yeah
[20:38] <stephen> and the brunt of it was taken by my arm
[20:38] <tommy> whatever
[20:38] <tommy> you said you
[20:38] <stephen> and I will have a bruise soon
[20:38] <tommy> stopped yourself
[20:38] <tommy> before you hit anything
[20:38] <stephen> stopped myself from hitting my head
[20:38] <tommy> what a load of crap
[20:38] <stephen> god
[20:38] <tommy> you're feeding us
[20:39] <stephen> more like
[20:39] <stephen> tommy you're a fucking moron who doesn't get this at all
[20:39] <tommy> more like you're full of shit and keep backtracking and can't keep your fake story straight
[20:39] <stephen> tommy maybe if you shut up for like 5 minutes and let me tell the story properly instead of getting interrupted every two seconds
[20:39] <melissa> what happened is gower pretending he fell
[20:39] <stephen> you would have a clearer picture
[20:39] <melissa> i just got my pizza $$$
[20:39] <stephen> no andy I actually fell
[20:40] <melissa> i didnt fall down the stairs though
[20:40] <zach> gower falling into your pizza D:
[20:40] <stephen> I slipped on the stairs (because it was wet with snow)
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <tommy> YEAH THIS HARDWOOD FLOOR THAT'S COVERED In PAINT INDOORS GOT SNOWED ON AND I FELL BUT I DIDN'T FALL BUT I DID FALL AND I WAS HOLDING A WASHING MACHINE BUT I HIT MY HEAD
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <zach> D:
[20:40] <melissa> hahaahha
[20:40] <stephen> tommy the washing machine was a separate event from falling
[20:40] <Holler> P:
[20:40] <stephen> you idiot
[20:40] <zach> did he hit his head
[20:40] <zach> on the washing machine?
[20:40] <tommy> sgower
[20:40] <tommy> why would you
[20:40] <tommy> even be
[20:40] <melissa> gower this is why you arent supposed to ride washing machines down stairs
[20:40] <melissa> its really unsafe
[20:40] <tommy> helping people move in the first place?
[20:41] <tommy> also sgower
[20:41] <tommy> I'm pretty sure
[20:41] <stephen> because I am a nice person I guess not an annoying cunt like you tommy
[20:41] <tommy> living in sudbury
[20:41] <tommy> you would have some footwear
[20:41] <tommy> that wou;dn't
[20:41] <tommy> slip on fucking stairs
[20:41] <melissa> stephen were you wearing crocs
[20:41] <tommy> you don't like in florida
[20:41] <tommy> like seriously
[20:41] <tommy> even if you WERE wearing crocs
[20:41] <tommy> you should have thought
[20:42] <melissa> also why would you have a washing machine outside
[20:42] <tommy> "I'm going to be moving shit so I'm gonna put on my rugged steel-toed boots"
[20:42] <melissa> this story is completely implausible
[20:42] <tommy> sgower, were there nor movers or something?
[20:42] <stephen> andy we were moving the washing machine from one apartment to another
[20:42] <zach> tommy sometimes
[20:42] <tommy> did this washing machine just MAGICALLY float to the house?
[20:42] <stephen> why wouldn't it be outside
[20:42] <stephen> ???
[20:42] <zach> people cant afford movers
[20:42] <zach> you sensitive dick
[20:42] <tommy> zach
[20:42] <zach> +in
[20:42] <zach> insensitive
[20:42] <tommy> if you can't afford movers
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[20:43] <melissa> haha
[20:43] <stephen> tommy sometimes people like to save money and get friends to help
[20:43] <tommy> you can't afford
[20:43] <tommy> a washing machine
[20:43] <zach> TOMMY YOUR DICK IS REALLY SENSITIVE YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK THAT OUT
[20:43] <stephen> tommy the washing machine was free
[20:43] <zach> anyway yeah i dont know anyone who has moved
[20:43] <tommy> yeah steve, slave drivers
[20:43] <zach> and has used movers
[20:43] <tommy> steve
[20:43] <zach> gimme a break man
[20:43] <tommy> that's
[20:43] <stephen> zach my parents used movers
[20:43] <tommy> not even possible
[20:43] <zach> if you have friends
[20:43] <stephen> for their house
[20:43] <zach> then you dont need movers
[20:43] <stephen> but that's my parents
[20:43] <tommy> not even lunches can be free
[20:43] <tommy> zach
[20:43] <melissa> its true i heard
[20:43] <stephen> tommy what
[20:43] <stephen> are you even talking about
[20:43] <tommy> they're not really your friends
[20:43] <melissa> there is no such thing as a free lunch
[20:43] <tommy> if
[20:43] <zach> just buy your friends one of those gigantic hoagies
[20:43] <tommy> you don't think twice
[20:43] <tommy> about
[20:43] <zach> and tell em you want to move
[20:43] <tommy> majorly inconveniencing them
[20:43] <zach> big bang boom
[20:44] <zach> tommy if they are your friends
[20:44] <zach> they would find time
[20:44] <tommy> by making them break their backs and fall down the stairs carrying your heavy shit
[20:44] <zach> to help you move
[20:44] <zach> haha
[20:44] <tommy> zach
[20:44] <zach> making your steps all slippery for them
[20:44] <tommy> find time
[20:44] <tommy> on a saturday?
[20:44] <zach> when they're carrying washing machines
[20:44] <tommy> *sunday
[20:44] <zach> tommy what do you do on a sunday
[20:44] <melissa> if they were really your friends they wouldnt have orchestrated this elaborate plan to make you fall down the stairs stephen
[20:44] <tommy> zach
[20:44] <melissa> think about it
[20:44] <tommy> fucking
[20:44] <tommy> church
[20:44] <tommy> (not me but most people)
[20:44] <zach> haha
[20:44] <tommy> and
[20:44] <zach> tommy i would
[20:44] <zach> probably skip
[20:45] <tommy> family board game time
[20:45] <zach> upwards of two hours worth of church meetings
[20:45] <zach> to help a friend move
[20:45] <tommy> zach
[20:45] <tommy> yeah
[20:45] <tommy> and
[20:45] <tommy> go to hell
[20:45] <tommy> you asshole
[20:45] <melissa> guys i dont understand why we're talking about moving who brought this up
[20:45] <melissa> what are you even talking about
[20:46] <stephen> andy I brought it up
[20:46] <stephen> zach asked me what I was doing
[20:46] <melissa> brought what up
[20:46] <stephen>
[20:32] <stephen> resting up my arms!
[20:46] <stephen>
[20:33] <stephen> I was helping some people move yesterday
[20:46] <stephen>
[20:33] <stephen> and at one point because of all the snow and shit
[20:46] <stephen>
[20:33] <stephen> I slipped down the stairs D:
[20:46] <melissa> kakekaekkeakae
[20:47] <stephen> t tommy and zach
[20:47] <stephen> http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?p=520127#520127
[20:47] <melissa> :)
[20:47] <tommy> sgower
[20:47] <tommy> can you just fucking
[20:47] <tommy> draw me a diagram?
[20:47] <tommy> it's not hard
[20:47] <tommy> do it in paint
[20:47] <tommy> use stick people
[20:47] <tommy> arrows
[20:47] <tommy> etc
[20:47] <stephen> how the hell do I draw a picture of that
[20:47] <tommy> if you can't do that you're a retard
[20:47] <alexcameron> stephen
[20:47] <alexcameron> just tell tommy to stfu
[20:47] <tommy> or a baby
[20:48] <zach> srsly
[20:48] <zach> so steve
[20:48] <zach> when do you slide out the door
[20:48] <zach> across the street
[20:48] <zach> down the block
[20:48] <stephen> what zach
[20:48] <zach> through the grocery store parking lot
[20:48] <zach> down into the ravine
[20:48] <zach> onto the frozen canal
[20:49] <alexcameron> wait gower
[20:49] <alexcameron> when you slipped did the washine machine break?
[20:49] <alexcameron> lucky if you dodged it
[20:49] <stephen> alex
[20:49] <alexcameron> cause that could have messed you up
[20:49] <stephen> fuck
[20:49] <stephen> I wasn't
[20:49] <stephen> carrying
[20:49] <stephen> anything
[20:49] <alexcameron> ...then why were you going up the stairs?
[20:49] <melissa> stephen how would you even carry it by yourself
[20:49] <stephen> I was going down the stairs
[20:49] <alexcameron> dont you go down to get back in?
[20:49] <melissa> those things are really heavy
[20:49] <stephen> I just
[20:49] <stephen> fuck off alex
[20:50] <stephen> ok
[20:50] <stephen> just
[20:50] <stephen> fuck off
[20:50] <alexcameron> no but a picture would seriously solve this
[20:50] <alexcameron> like a quick ms paint
[20:50] <alexcameron> anyways dude nice reflexes on the no head hit but that is a dangerous game with the arm could be broken
[20:50] <stephen> almost believing that
[20:50] <stephen> alex and tommy
[20:50] <stephen> are the same right now
[20:51] <alexcameron> see stephen
[20:51] <alexcameron> your thread doesnt explain it well
[20:51] <alexcameron> because it seems like you are going up the stairs
[20:51] <alexcameron> then you fall feet forward
[20:51] <alexcameron> so i was like wtf?
[20:51] <alexcameron> then i thought maybe hes backing up the stairs holding the washing machine
[20:51] <alexcameron> and he falls backwards
[20:51] <alexcameron> (feet up)
[20:51] <alexcameron> drops the machine
[20:51] <melissa> i hope the lid was closed
[20:51] <alexcameron> it slides down the stairs out of harms way
[20:51] <melissa> and it didnt fill with snow
[20:52] <alexcameron> and you break your fall with the hands that were holding the washing machine
[20:52] <melissa> wait did you fall like
[20:52] <zach> down the stairs
[20:52] <melissa> inside of it
[20:52] <zach> out the door
[20:52] <zach> across the street
[20:52] <zach> down the block
[20:52] <zach> through the grocery store parking lot
[20:52] <melissa> it wasnt on was it?
[20:52] <zach> down the ravine
[20:52] <zach> onto the frozen canal
[20:52] <alexcameron> what kind of house has stairs leading into the laundry room anyways?
[20:52] <stephen> alex forget the washing machine for now ok
[20:52] <melissa> yeah having a washing machine high up doesnt make a whole lot of sense
[20:52] <stephen> it was in a different apartment
[20:52] <alexcameron> wtf?
[20:52] <melissa> but why were you carrying it then
[20:52] <alexcameron> no seriously im fucking confused here
[20:52] <stephen> I wasn't andy thanks
[20:53] <melissa> get your story straight christ
[20:53] <alexcameron> oh ok
[20:53] <zach> SO CONFUSED
[20:53] <tommy> sgower
[20:53] <alexcameron> so you wernt carrying anything
[20:53] <tommy> read my post
[20:53] <tommy> and
[20:53] <stephen> I don't know how much clearer I can get than
[20:53] <tommy> please
[20:53] <alexcameron> just walking back into the house
[20:53] <tommy> try to
[20:53] <alexcameron> to get more stuff?
[20:53] <tommy> respond
[20:53] <tommy> without
[20:53] <stephen> yes alex
[20:53] <stephen> that's exactly it
[20:53] <alexcameron> so like you had just dropped off the washing machine in the van
[20:53] <tommy> tripping over your lying lies
[20:53] <melissa> but stephen i thought you were moving in
[20:53] <alexcameron> and were going back to get the sodfa
[20:53] <alexcameron> or something
[20:53] <stephen> no alex the washing machine was after
[20:53] <melissa> why would you be carrying things out
[20:53] <tommy> HAHAHA
[20:53] <tommy> YEAH SGOWER
[20:53] <tommy> WHY THE FUCK
[20:53] <tommy> ????
[20:53] <stephen> we were moving this person
[20:53] <stephen> from her old apartment
[20:53] <tommy> THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING MADE UP STORY
[20:53] <stephen> to her new apartment
[20:54] <stephen> at this stage when I fell
[20:54] <stephen> we were still moving her shit out
[20:54] <alexcameron> so are you going to chip on the new washing machine or is she going to pay for it all because i mean you were helkping her move
[20:54] <stephen> not sure why this is so difficult???
[20:54] <melissa> but then shouldnt you have not been carrying anything
[20:54] <tommy> sgower, write the whole thing out in detail and study it before trying to convince us that it really happened
[20:54] <melissa> whats with the washing machine
[20:54] <tommy> WAIT
[20:54] <tommy> SGOWER
[20:54] <tommy> IF YOU WERE
[20:54] <tommy> CARRYING SHIT OUT
[20:54] <tommy> WHEN YOU FELL
[20:54] <alexcameron> i get every part of the story except how the washing machine breaks
[20:54] <tommy> HOW DID
[20:54] <stephen> andy the washing machine I mentioned because I was just further detailing why my arms are tired
[20:54] <tommy> IT NOT
[20:54] <tommy> FALL RIGHT ON YOU
[20:54] <tommy> AND
[20:54] <tommy> CRUSH YOU?
[20:54] <alexcameron> tommy shut up
[20:54] <stephen> the washing machine didn't break that's tommy et. al. saying that
[20:54] <alexcameron> he wasnt carrying anything
[20:55] <stephen> alex
[20:55] <alexcameron> at the time of thefall
[20:55] <melissa> were you carrying something or not
[20:55] <tommy> Sgower
[20:55] <stephen> don't listen to these idiots
[20:55] <tommy> how do you fall
[20:55] <alexcameron> OH
[20:55] <tommy> when
[20:55] <alexcameron> OK
[20:55] <stephen> I never said the washing machine broke
[20:55] <alexcameron> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
[20:55] <tommy> you're not carrying anything
[20:55] <stephen> !
[20:55] <tommy> but
[20:55] <melissa> how do you fall just walking on stairs
[20:55] <tommy> you don't when you're carrying
[20:55] <stephen> andy it was wet with snow
[20:55] <tommy> a fucking heavy oven?
[20:55] <alexcameron> IT WAS SLIPPERY FORM THE WATER OF THE MELTED SNOW
[20:55] <alexcameron> god gower
[20:55] <tommy> ALEX
[20:55] <tommy> BUT
[20:55] <alexcameron> i fucking get you man
[20:55] <stephen> thank-you alex
[20:55] <alexcameron> these ppl are such idiots
[20:55] <tommy> HE WASN'T CARRYING ANYTHING
[20:55] <zach> what's the slippery form of water?
[20:55] <alexcameron> mainly tommy
[20:55] <zach> ice i guess?
[20:55] <tommy> AND
[20:55] <melissa> but why wouldnt you walk carefully
[20:55] <alexcameron> TOMMY
[20:55] <tommy> IT WOULD BE MORE LIKELY
[20:55] <melissa> you could have broken their stuff
[20:55] <tommy> THAT HE WOULD FALL
[20:55] <alexcameron> HE HAD DROPPED OFF STUFF IN THE VAN
[20:55] <alexcameron> AND WAS COMING BACK FOR MOR
[20:55] <tommy> WHILE CARRYING SOMETHING HEAVY
[20:55] <stephen> andy that's the shitty part about it
[20:55] <tommy> IF IT'S SO EASY
[20:55] <stephen> I was walking slowly
[20:55] <stephen> and I just stepped wrong I guess!
[20:55] <tommy> THAT YOU CAN FALL WHILE CARRYING NOTHING
[20:56] <alexcameron> what about hand on rail though?
[20:56] <alexcameron> was hand on rail?
[20:56] <alexcameron> serious question
[20:56] <melissa> so why were you taking your shoes off everytime you got in
[20:56] <tommy> sgower
[20:56] <melissa> i dont get it
[20:56] <tommy> were there
[20:56] <stephen> yes alex
[20:56] <tommy> two railings?
[20:56] <tommy> because
[20:56] <stephen> one railing
[20:56] <tommy> you said you
[20:56] <tommy> stopped yourself
[20:56] <alexcameron> wtf
[20:56] <tommy> by holding on with both hands
[20:56] <alexcameron> so why didnt you just stop yourself with the railing
[20:56] <tommy> so
[20:56] <stephen> tommy I didn't say that
[20:56] <stephen> you idiot
[20:56] <tommy> maybe you did
[20:56] <alexcameron> whyd you let go and stop the fall with your arm
[20:56] <tommy> some incredible
[20:56] <stephen> I had already fallen
[20:56] <tommy> acrobatic flip
[20:56] <stephen> and I used my arms
[20:56] <tommy> or maybe
[20:56] <stephen> to keep my head from hitting
[20:56] <alexcameron> did ppl rush to your aid?
[20:56] <tommy> you aren't exactly telli9ng the full truth?
[20:56] <melissa> so wait were you all wet then?
[20:57] <stephen> haha no alex because I got up right away
[20:57] <melissa> if you fell on slippery steps
[20:57] <alexcameron> you are a real man
[20:57] <stephen> they were like
[20:57] <stephen> "are you okay"
[20:57] <zach> im still trying to figure out what the slippery form of water is
[20:57] <tommy> wait
[20:57] <stephen> and I said
[20:57] <stephen> "yeah I'm okay"
[20:57] <tommy> if you already fell
[20:57] <melissa> zach i think its wet water
[20:57] <tommy> wouldn't that mean
[20:57] <tommy> your head would have already hit?
[20:57] <tommy> I mean
[20:57] <tommy> if you're *fallen*
[20:57] <zach> but thats redundant i dont think steve deals in redundancies
[20:57] <tommy> which is a completed action
[20:57] <melissa> wait i dont get how you hit your head but your arm has the bruise
[20:57] <alexcameron> well in any case i think you should tell your friend that you were helping move that she has to pay for some of the casting
[20:57] <alexcameron> or he
[20:58] <melissa> oh you BROKE your arm????
[20:58] <melissa> now i see
[20:58] <melissa> yeah a washing machine could do that
[20:58] <tommy> yeah water isn't exactly slippery
[20:58] <tommy> because
[20:58] <tommy> I mean
[20:58] <tommy> unless this house
[20:58] <tommy> is
[20:58] <tommy> ice cold
[20:58] <tommy> you would think
[20:58] <stephen> alex I think the fact that I am partially responsible for breaking her tv I think we're even
[20:58] <tommy> the snow would have melted
[20:58] <tommy> already
[20:58] <stephen> see what happened there was
[20:58] <melissa> WHOA
[20:58] <stephen> I put the tv on her couch
[20:58] <stephen> and
[20:58] <alexcameron> brings up an interesting point
[20:58] <tommy> but sgower says there was snow there
[20:58] <stephen> it fell on teh floor
[20:58] <tommy> which I don't buy
[20:58] <stephen> the*
[20:58] <melissa> HOWD YOU BREAK THE TV
[20:58] <tommy> HAHAHAH
[20:58] <alexcameron> if you guys were gower
[20:58] <tommy> WHAT
[20:58] <stephen> I JUST SAID ANDY READ FUCK
[20:58] <tommy> SGOWER
[20:58] <melissa> you said you werent carrying anything
[20:58] <tommy> QHAT
[20:58] <melissa> you said you werent carrying anything
[20:58] <melissa> you said you werent carrying anything
[20:58] <melissa> you said you werent carrying anything
[20:58] <melissa> you said you werent carrying anything
[20:58] <alexcameron> HAHAH OMFG THE TRUTH COMES OUT
[20:58] <tommy> HOLY FUCK
[20:58] <zach> .
[20:58] <stephen> THIS IS A SEPARATE INCIDENT AGAIN
[20:58] <tommy> SGOWER
[20:58] <stephen> alex
[20:58] <zach> BLOWING
[20:58] <zach> MY MIND
[20:58] <tommy> YOU FUCKING
[20:58] <stephen> don't listen to their misinterpretations
[20:58] <tommy> LYING PRICK
[20:59] <stephen> before I fell
[20:59] <tommy> NEXT THING
[20:59] <tommy> WE KNOW
[20:59] <tommy> YOU'LL BE TELLING US
[20:59] <melissa> why would you even make up a story about falling down stairs
[20:59] <stephen> I moved her tv
[20:59] <tommy> YOU FELL OFF A TIGHT ROPE
[20:59] <alexcameron> stephen no offence but you seem to break everything when you move including your arm
[20:59] <stephen> and put it on her couch
[20:59] <melissa> you could have made one up where you like
[20:59] <tommy> WHILE CARRYING
[20:59] <melissa> saved someone
[20:59] <tommy> AN OLD LADY
[20:59] <tommy> AND
[20:59] <melissa> from falling
[20:59] <stephen> and a little later it fell on the floor
[20:59] <stephen> broke the picture tube
[20:59] <tommy> YOU FLEW AWAY BEFORE HITTING THE GROUND
[20:59] <alexcameron> aahahahahahhaah you never put expensive things on a couch because its cushioned
[20:59] <tommy> BUT STILL GOT BruiSES ON YOUR NECK
[20:59] <stephen> but this was before I fell on the stairs when I wasn't carrying anything when I fell
[20:59] <tommy> HAHAHAHA
[20:59] <tommy> FUCK
[20:59] <tommy> SGOWER
[20:59] <tommy> COUCES ARE FUCKING BOUNCY
[20:59] <stephen> and alex I was going to put it on the floor originally
[20:59] <stephen> but
[20:59] <tommy> WHY NOT
[20:59] <stephen> she said
[20:59] <tommy> PUT IT ON
[20:59] <tommy> THE FUCKING
[20:59] <melissa> wait how many things did you break
[20:59] <stephen> "no put it on the couch"
[20:59] <tommy> FLOOR?
[20:59] <stephen> so I was like
[20:59] <stephen> okay
[21:00] <stephen> sure
[21:00] <tommy> (WHICH IS STABLE)
[21:00] <alexcameron> oh so its her fault then
[21:00] <melissa> washing machine, tv, arm
[21:00] <melissa> what else
[21:00] <alexcameron> no fault of yours
[21:00] <tommy> SGOWER
[21:00] <tommy> GROW A
[21:00] <tommy> FUCKING
[21:00] <stephen> well alex half and half
[21:00] <tommy> BACKBONE
[21:00] <tommy> YOU WORM
[21:00] <stephen> tommy it's not my shit I don't care
[21:00] <tommy> TELL THEM
[21:00] <tommy> WHY THE FLOOR IS BETTER
[21:00] <alexcameron> god someone slap tommy
[21:00] <melissa> DID YOU ONLY BREAK ONE ARM OR BOTH
[21:00] <alexcameron> hes just instigating to be a prick
[21:00] <tommy> WHAT
[21:00] <melissa> wait how are you typing does it hurt
[21:00] <alexcameron> hes making all these false claims
[21:00] <tommy> ALEX
[21:00] <alexcameron> just let him tell the fucking story
[21:00] <tommy> EVEN YOU CAN SEE
[21:00] <alexcameron> you dick
[21:00] <stephen> anyway alex gets it
[21:00] <tommy> THIS SHIT DOESN
[21:00] <tommy> T
[21:00] <stephen> so
[21:00] <tommy> ADD UP
[21:00] <stephen> I'm satisfied
[21:00] <tommy> TO SHIT
[21:00] <alexcameron> TOMMY
[21:00] <zach> so confused
[21:00] <alexcameron> HERE IS THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT
[21:00] <tommy> alex gets it
[21:00] <tommy> because
[21:00] <tommy> he's not
[21:01] <tommy> paying attention
[21:01] <tommy> to your slip-ups
[21:01] <zach> alex gets it because he is a science genius
[21:01] <zach> all genetics etc
[21:01] <melissa> alex wait can you explain it to us im really lost
[21:01] <alexcameron> GOWER FELL ON THE STEPS WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK FOR MORE STUFF AND HE BROKE HIS ARM. HE ALSO BROKE A TV EARLIER WHEN HE LEFT IT ON THE COUCH AND IT FELL. AND AT THE OTHER HOUSE THE WASHING MACHINE GOT BUNGED UP BECAUSE GOWERS ARM WAS TOO HURT AND TIRED CAUSING THE ACCIDENT. END OF DISCUSSION>
[21:01] <zach> bunged up D:
[21:01] <tommy> whoa
[21:01] <tommy> sgower
[21:01] <Holler> hahahaha
[21:01] <melissa> oh so you broke three things including your arm???
[21:02] <tommy> did you
[21:02] <tommy> go to a hospital
[21:02] <tommy> D:
[21:02] <tommy> D:
[21:02] <tommy> D:
[21:02] <tommy> D:
[21:02] <melissa> can i sign your cast
[21:02] <tommy> christ
[21:02] <tommy> sgower
[21:02] <stephen> tommy
[21:02] <tommy> pix of cast
[21:02] <tommy> pix of cast
[21:02] <tommy> pix of cast
[21:02] <tommy> sgower
[21:02] <tommy> sgower
[21:02] <stephen> tommy I posted
[21:02] <tommy> pix of cast
[21:02] <zach> sgower broke something???????
[21:02] <melissa> pixx of icy steps
[21:02] <stephen> some pictures on the forum
[21:02] <tommy> Whoa
[21:02] <tommy> sgower
[21:02] <tommy> you better label that shit
[21:02] <tommy> nsfw
[21:02] <zach> sgower that was not
[21:03] <tommy> you asshole
[21:03] <zach> family friendly
[21:03] <tommy> learn some nettiquette
[21:03] <zach> i think i have to go now because my mom saw it i am leaving irc forever now
[21:03] <tommy> I mean
[21:03] <tommy> people are mad at me
[21:03] <tommy> for
[21:03] <zach> bye guys no more zach
[21:03] <melissa> oh no zach :(
[21:03] <tommy> posting a pic THAT I LABELLED NSFW
[21:03] <tommy> but
[21:03] <melissa> stephen what the hell did you do
[21:03] <tommy> look at you
[21:03] <tommy> I hope ryan bans your false ass Session Close: Sun Jan 27 21:03:42 2008

Session Start: Sun Jan 27 21:03:58 2008 Session Ident: #tabb
[21:03] * Now talking in #tabb
[21:03] * Topic is 'RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO | http://www.kundor.org:8000/tabb.m3u�'
[21:03] * Set by Dae on Sun Jan 27 14:25:10
[21:03] * brent sets mode: +v balls
[21:03] <stephen> like you re: tubassco
[21:04] <tommy> BING ZACH COME BACK
[21:04] <stephen> hi zach
[21:04] <tommy> HI JIM?
[21:04] <balls> who is zach
[21:04] <stephen> that was shortlived
[21:04] <balls> i am
[21:04] <stephen> way2bluff
[21:04] <balls> how you say
[21:04] <balls> russian guyovitch
[21:04] <balls> i am
[21:04] <balls> exchange chatter
[21:04] <stephen>
[21:03] * Joins: balls (~ARMCHAIR@Nightstar-15404.atclnj.east.verizon.net)
[21:04] <darren> balls:))))
[21:04] <stephen> :P
[21:04] <alexcameron> link to pics
[21:04] <tommy> steve
[21:04] <balls> from russian internet chatroom
[21:04] <tommy> armchair is
[21:04] <tommy> public
[21:04] <melissa> duh
[21:04] <tommy> even I've
[21:04] <tommy> used armchair
[21:04] <tommy> xanziny has
[21:05] <tommy> anyway sgower
[21:05] <tommy> seriously
[21:05] <melissa> can someone explain to me why he was wearing crocs to help someone move
[21:05] <tommy> take some pix of your cast
[21:05] <tommy> I'll sign it in mspaint
[21:05] <tommy> and we can
[21:05] <tommy> pass it around
[21:05] <stephen> tommy I don't have a cast that's your fabrication
[21:05] <tommy> have everyone sign it
[21:05] <tommy> etc
[21:05] <melissa> but you broke your arm
[21:05] <tommy> WHAT
[21:05] <stephen> I can take a picture of my arm I guess
[21:05] <tommy> NO
[21:05] <tommy> FUCKING
[21:05] <melissa> shouldnt you have a cast
[21:05] <alexcameron> holy shit that is a dog fucking a girl?
[21:05] <alexcameron> that dogs dick is huge wtf
[21:05] <tommy> ALEX SAID SO
[21:05] <stephen> alex I don't know if that's a dog or a horse
[21:05] <tommy> if it was a dog
[21:05] <melissa> WAIT ALEX'S STORY WAS WRONG????
[21:05] <melissa> im lost again
[21:05] <tommy> ii mean
[21:05] <tommy> yeah
[21:05] <tommy> sgower
[21:05] <tommy> look at
[21:05] <tommy> alex's explanation
[21:05] <tommy> WHICH YOU
[21:06] <tommy> SAID WAS
[21:06] <tommy> CORRECT
[21:06] <tommy> fuck
[21:06] <tommy> FUCK
[21:06] <stephen> where is alex's explanation
[21:06] <balls> you're not going to bad touch me are you :(
[21:06] <tommy> CHRIST
[21:06] <stephen> he never said anything about a broken arm
[21:06] <tommy> PAY ATTENTION
[21:06] <tommy> LOOK UP
[21:06] <tommy> FOR GOD'S SAKE
[21:06] <melissa> YES HE DID STEPHEN
[21:06] <tommy> FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
[21:06] <melissa> HE DID
[21:06] <melissa> alexcameron: GOWER FELL ON THE STEPS WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK FOR MORE STUFF AND HE BROKE HIS ARM.
[21:06] <melissa> alexcameron: GOWER FELL ON THE STEPS WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK FOR MORE STUFF AND HE BROKE HIS ARM.
[21:06] <melissa> alexcameron: GOWER FELL ON THE STEPS WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK FOR MORE STUFF AND HE BROKE HIS ARM.

Session Close: Sun Jan 27 21:06:41 2008

Session Start: Sun Jan 27 21:06:53 2008

Session Ident: #tabb

[21:06] * Now talking in #tabb
[21:06] * Topic is 'RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO RADIO | http://www.kundor.org:8000/tabb.m3u�'
[21:06] * Set by Dae on Sun Jan 27 14:25:10
[21:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +o zach
[21:06] * brent sets mode: +v zach
[21:07] <zach> well my mom said as long as i dont look at any more vaginas
[21:07] <zach> i can come back
[21:07] <stephen> OH HI BALLS I MEAN ZACH
[21:07] <stephen> MORE LIKE BALLSACK
[21:07] <zach> what are you talking about stephen
[21:07] <zach> balls?
[21:07] <melissa> STEPHEN I LIKE HOW YOURE IGNORING
[21:07] <melissa> THE PART WHERE YOU FUCKED UP
[21:07] <melissa> AND LIED TO US
[21:07] <melissa> RE: YOUR ARM
[21:07] <stephen> andy
[21:07] <stephen> I'm ignoring the rest of this
[21:07] <stephen> because you are all idiots
[21:07] <melissa> what a surprise
[21:07] <melissa> you're ignoring it when it stops making any sense
[21:08] <melissa> and now we know you made it up
[21:08] <zach> i dont know what to do
[21:08] <melissa> to get sympathy for an arm you didnt even break
[21:08] <stephen> andy you guys are the ones making up all these things
[21:08] <melissa> stephen you said alex was right
[21:08] <melissa> and he said you broke your arm
[21:08] <stephen> not about the broken arm
[21:08] <stephen> !!
[21:08] <alexcameron> ok wtf i am legitimately confused
[21:08] <melissa> yeah seriously
[21:08] <stephen> alex I didn't break my arm, dude
[21:08] <alexcameron> i guess i came back when al the falsehoods were being thrown around
[21:08] <alexcameron> GOD WTF
[21:08] <melissa> so what else did you make up
[21:08] <alexcameron> I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE WHOLE THING WAS ABOUT
[21:08] <stephen> NO
[21:09] <melissa> did you make up the part about moving too
[21:09] <melissa> did you just fall by yourself
[21:09] <stephen> THE WHOLE THING IS JUST ABOUT HOW MY ARMS ARE TIRED BECAUSE I FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS AND ALSO HAD TO MOVE A WASHING MACHINE
[21:09] <alexcameron> oh
[21:09] <alexcameron> thats the entire story?
[21:09] <darren> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF4CNQfLEuk
[21:09] <alexcameron> whyd you tell them all that other stuff then
[21:09] <stephen> THE WASHING MACHINE IS NOT PART OF FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS WASHING MACHINES ARE JUST HEAVY
[21:09] <stephen> alex because tommy was asking
[21:10] <tommy> sgower
[21:10] <tommy> since when are your arms
[21:10] <tommy> "tired"?
[21:10] <stephen> tommy
[21:10] <stephen> sore
[21:10] <tommy> I thought they were just bruised
[21:10] <stephen> tired
[21:10] <stephen> same thing
[21:10] <stephen> you idiot
[21:10] <tommy> you never said that unil now, which is suspect
[21:10] <tommy> pretending that
[21:10] <stephen> I did say that
[21:10] <stephen> at the start
[21:10] <tommy> the tiredness of your arms
[21:10] <stephen> you moron
[21:10] <tommy> is the whole point of this story
[21:10] <tommy> when obviously it's not
[21:10] <stephen>
[20:32] <stephen> resting up my arms!
[21:10] <tommy> because
[21:10] <stephen> what do you do when you are tired (you rest)
[21:11] <melissa> bruised and sore are not the same thing stephen
[21:11] <tommy> they're bruised
[21:11] <melissa> what the hell
[21:11] <tommy> ?
[21:11] <tommy> yeah
[21:11] <tommy> bruises
[21:11] <tommy> are
[21:11] <tommy> physical manifestations
[21:11] <tommy> of
[21:11] <tommy> hard pain
[21:11] <tommy> not
[21:11] <alexcameron> did the doctor just say your write is sprained? or is it just whatever
[21:11] <alexcameron> wrist
[21:11] <tommy> light vague invisible tiredness
[21:11] <stephen> I didn't go to the doctor alex
[21:11] <stephen> another fabrication of zach/andy/tommy
[21:11] <tommy> um
[21:11] <zach> steve why did you say you went to the doctor
[21:11] <zach> if you didnt
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[21:11] <tommy> steve
[21:12] <tommy> was it
[21:12] <tommy> just the clinic?
[21:12] <melissa> we never said anything about a doctor that was you
[21:12] <darren> stephen maybe you should
[21:12] <melissa> when you broke your arm
[21:12] <melissa> "broke"
[21:12] <darren> go to the doctor it sounds like
[21:12] <stephen> anyway the bruise is internal I'm pretty sure (all that you can see is how it is scraped a bit from the fall) but it hurts to apply pressure to it
[21:12] <darren> you got a concussion
[21:12] <tommy> steve
[21:12] <tommy> there's no such thing
[21:12] <stephen> andy I never said anything about a doctor
[21:12] <tommy> as an
[21:12] <tommy> internal bruise
[21:12] <stephen> tommy
[21:12] <tommy> do you even know what a bruise is?
[21:12] <melissa> yeah
[21:12] <stephen> do you know what a bruise is
[21:12] <tommy> it doesn't mean "tiredness"
[21:12] <melissa> do YOU know what a bruise is
[21:12] <tommy> sgower
[21:12] <tommy> it's pretty obvious
[21:12] <tommy> that
[21:12] <tommy> you're the one
[21:13] <tommy> who doesn't know what a bruise is here
[21:13] <melissa> i think darren is right you may have a concussion
[21:13] <tommy> since you're saying you have an
[21:13] <tommy> "internal"
[21:13] <tommy> "bruise"
[21:13] <tommy> after saying you were just "tired"
[21:13] <melissa> you sound pretty confused about this whole thing stephen
[21:13] <tommy> and that you fucking broke your arm ffs
[21:13] <tommy> yeah melissa
[21:13] <melissa> are you sure you werent on drugs when this happened
[21:13] <tommy> it's like
[21:13] <tommy> he's making it up
[21:13] <tommy> or at least
[21:13] <melissa> we arent going to be upset you can tell us
[21:13] <alexcameron> hahahah they smoked a doob to make the moving easier
[21:13] <tommy> embellishing the truth?
[21:13] <kevan> ffffffffff
[21:14] <stephen> I don't know why it's impossible for my arms to be tired/sore and have a bruise at the same time
[21:14] <stephen> in your mind
[21:14] <stephen> tommy
[21:14] <melissa> stephen thats not what you said
[21:14] <stephen> because lifting heavy things does not cause a bruise
[21:14] <stephen> however
[21:14] <melissa> you said tired and bruised same thing
[21:14] <melissa> and it isnt
[21:14] <stephen> falling down the stairs
[21:14] <stephen> I didn't say that
[21:14] <melissa> yes you did
[21:14] <tommy> <stephen> I don't know why it's impossible for my arms to be tired/sore and have a bruise at the same time
[21:14] <tommy> <stephen> in your mind
[21:14] <tommy> <stephen> tommy
[21:14] <tommy> uh
[21:14] <tommy> you said
[21:14] <tommy> one or the other
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] tommy: I thought they were just bruised
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] stephen: tired
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] stephen: same thing
[21:14] <tommy> at different times
[21:14] <tommy> not
[21:14] <tommy> both at the same time
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] tommy: I thought they were just bruised
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] stephen: tired
[21:14] <melissa>
[9:10pm] stephen: same thing
[21:14] <tommy> yeah
[21:14] <tommy> christ
[21:14] <tommy> maybe it's the same thing
[21:15] <tommy> on
[21:15] <tommy> like
[21:15] <tommy> mars
[21:15] <tommy> of bissaro world
[21:15] <tommy> *bizzaro
[21:15] <tommy> *bizaro
[21:15] <melissa> yeah but on mars the washing machine wouldnt have been so heavy
[21:15] <alexcameron> ok whatever this whole thing has made my headache even worse gower you gotta tell me the real story tommorow or smething with no interruptions from fags. homework time
[21:15] <tommy> sgower
[21:15] <stephen> alex I told the story
[21:15] <stephen> on the forum
[21:15] <stephen> and I even linked to it
[21:15] <tommy> I thought you were mad at me and zach
[21:15] <tommy> what happened?
[21:15] <tommy> I mean
[21:15] <tommy> it's in the fucking title of your thread
[21:15] <stephen> zach is not being as much of a moron
[21:15] <stephen> as you two
[21:15] <tommy> for christ's sake
[21:16] <melissa> stephen you're the one who keeps making shit up
[21:16] <melissa> like bruises and being tired
[21:16] <tommy> yeah
[21:16] <tommy> if you're going to
[21:16] <tommy> start shit like this
[21:16] <melissa> "GOD IM EXHAUSTED GOTTA GO CHECK OUT THIS BRUISE"
[21:16] <tommy> don't get mad at us
[21:16] <melissa> "BRB DOCTOR"
[21:16] <tommy> when we just call you on stuff
[21:16] <melissa> stephen you just lose your temper when we prove you wrong
[21:16] <stephen> if you guys would stop making things up yourselves and try and insert it into my story then I think there would be less confusion tommy
[21:16] <melissa> do you have an anger problem
[21:16] <melissa> maybe
[21:16] <tommy> um
[21:16] <tommy> you addressed that
[21:17] <tommy> to "you guys"
[21:17] <tommy> and then
[21:17] <tommy> in the same sentence
[21:17] <tommy> it turned into tommy?
[21:17] <tommy> am I more than one person now?
[21:17] <melissa> really outta check out a concussion dogg
[21:17] <tommy> lern2english
[21:17] <stephen> can we just go back to "here is what is happening: I am resting my arms because they are sore/tired from moving and also I fell down the stairs and I have some slight bruising"
[21:17] <tommy> sgower
[21:17] <stephen> that is where this all started
[21:17] <tommy> I'm pretty sure
[21:17] <tommy> typing up
[21:17] <tommy> an epic lie
[21:17] <tommy> isn't good rest
[21:17] <tommy> for your
[21:17] <melissa> seriously
[21:17] <tommy> "bruised arms"
[21:18] <melissa> should you be using your arm so much
[21:18] <stephen> my hands/wrists are fine tommy
[21:18] <tommy> I mean
[21:18] <tommy> just that you're typing this
[21:18] <tommy> is
[21:18] <tommy> invalidating your whole "tired" story
[21:18] <tommy> HAHAHA
[21:18] <tommy> STEVE
[21:18] <tommy> ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
[21:18] <tommy> TRYING TO TELL ME
[21:18] <tommy> THAT
[21:18] <tommy> YOUR HANDS
[21:18] <tommy> AREN'T
[21:18] <tommy> CONNECTED TO
[21:18] <tommy> YOUR ARMS?
[21:18] <stephen> god tommy you're a fucking moron
[21:18] <tommy> VIA YOUR WRIST?
[21:18] <tommy> FUCKING
[21:18] <tommy> QUOTE THREADING
[21:18] <melissa> no wonder he doesnt know the difference between tired and bruising
[21:18] <tommy> THIS SHIT
[21:18] <stephen> it's not like I am
[21:19] <stephen> lifting my laptop
[21:19] <stephen> when I type
[21:19] <darren> stephen maybe
[21:19] <tommy> HEY EVERYBODY SGOWER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A BODY IS
[21:19] <darren> if you had done that
[21:19] <melissa> your story just keeps falling apart
[21:19] <melissa> even more
[21:19] <darren> your arms
[21:19] <darren> would not fatigue
[21:19] <darren> so easily
[21:19] <tommy> steve
[21:19] <tommy> like
[21:19] <tommy> when you were falling
[21:19] <tommy> did you
[21:19] <tommy> not use your hands
[21:19] <tommy> at all
[21:19] <tommy> >???
[21:19] <stephen> darren I haven't been to the gym in a while so you are right my arms would be in better shape if I had been working out regularly
[21:19] <melissa> in sudbury they use their biceps to catch themselves tommy
[21:19] <tommy> did you just rest your elbows on the railing(s)?
[21:20] <stephen> so when I go back to the gym next week I will be in all sorts of pain re: not working out in almost a year
[21:20] <melissa> and also the pain from moving
[21:20] <zach> vidz
[21:20] <melissa> right???
[21:20] <zach> vidz of you in the gym
[21:20] <melissa> dont mess up your story again gower
[21:20] <zach> vidz of you pumpin iron
[21:20] <tommy> it's like
[21:20] <stephen> zach not doing that
[21:20] <tommy> you keep forgetting about
[21:20] <tommy> the things you
[21:20] <tommy> tell us
[21:20] <tommy> just a few lines up
[21:20] <stephen> okay wait maybe I will ask the YMCA for security tapes
[21:20] <stephen> of me
[21:20] <tommy> it's like
[21:20] <tommy> fucking
[21:20] <stephen> pumpin iron
[21:20] <tommy> 50 First Dates
[21:20] <zach> yes
[21:20] <tommy> wait
[21:20] <tommy> sgower
[21:21] <melissa> i feel like im talking to a goldfish
[21:21] <tommy> you were moving a washing machine
[21:21] <melissa> re: memory
[21:21] <tommy> into the ymca?
[21:21] <zach> whats this about fish
[21:21] <stephen> tommy it's more like you are twisting my words around
[21:21] <tommy> your friend
[21:21] <tommy> is seriously
[21:21] <zach> who was talking about fish
[21:21] <tommy> so poor
[21:21] <stephen> LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE YOU UDIOT
[21:21] <stephen> IDIOT*
[21:21] <tommy> she lives in the fucking
[21:21] <tommy> y?
[21:21] <tommy> wait
[21:21] <stephen> tommy you're just weaving shit into everything
[21:21] <tommy> ok read up
[21:21] <tommy> and
[21:21] <tommy> what does
[21:21] <tommy> pumping iron
[21:21] <tommy> have to do
[21:21] <tommy> with anything?
[21:21] <tommy> and
[21:21] <tommy> why would we need
[21:21] <melissa> yeah im lost what are we talking about
[21:21] <tommy> security tapes?
[21:21] <zach> guys we're talkinga bout
[21:22] <tommy> we need security tapes of you falling
[21:22] <zach> steve stealing washing machines
[21:22] <melissa> i thought we were talking about your not broken arm
[21:22] <zach> from the y
[21:22] <stephen> tommy my arms would be less sore from moving if I had been working out more do you follow that much
[21:22] <tommy> that's whgat we really need
[21:22] <stephen> zach wants vidz of me working out
[21:22] <tommy> styeve
[21:22] <tommy> ok
[21:22] <stephen> when I go next week
[21:22] <tommy> but
[21:22] <stephen> to the YMCA
[21:22] <tommy> maybe you should
[21:22] <tommy> not make
[21:22] <tommy> a to d connections
[21:22] <melissa> whoa wait zach you want vidz of gower?
[21:22] <tommy> that noo one could ever follow
[21:22] <stephen> I am not going to take a video camera
[21:22] <stephen> with me
[21:22] <stephen> so I would have to get the security tapes or something
[21:22] <stephen> from the YMCA
[21:22] <stephen> tommy you are the one making a ludicrous connection here
[21:22] <tommy> steve
[21:22] <stephen> ok
[21:22] <melissa> why would you be at the YMCA
[21:22] <tommy> like they would
[21:22] <tommy> even let you
[21:23] <tommy> steve
[21:23] <tommy> are you a
[21:23] <tommy> "young" man?
[21:23] <tommy> I think you're a full man by now
[21:23] <tommy> at least
[21:23] <tommy> I hope so
[21:23] <tommy> go to a real gym
[21:23] <stephen> tommy I'm 23 but I guess that's older than you so I must be elderly in comparison
[21:23] <tommy> not some place where you lift sticks and stones for god's sake
[21:23] <melissa> 23 is old? haha
[21:23] <stephen> according to tommy
[21:23] <stephen> it is
[21:24] <zach> yeah melissa is what like
[21:24] <tommy> steve
[21:24] <zach> �27
[21:24] <tommy> you're
[21:24] <melissa> wait stephen so did they call you to help move because you're such a strong older man
[21:24] <zach> �28
[21:24] <tommy> hardly
[21:24] <tommy> elderly
[21:24] <tommy> that starts when you're
[21:24] <tommy> like
[21:24] <tommy> 60
[21:24] <tommy> christ
[21:24] <melissa> steve why are you putting words in tommy's mouth
[21:24] <melissa> didnt you just get mad at him for doing that
[21:24] <tommy> fucking twisting them
[21:24] <tommy> beyond
[21:24] <tommy> all recognition
[21:24] <stephen> andy this girl who we moved is 30 and her boyfriend is also 23 so pretty much they just asked me because the other guy is my coworker (the girl is also our coworker)
[21:24] <tommy> he's a hypocrite
[21:24] <tommy> that's why
[21:25] <tommy> and he has a temper
[21:25] <tommy> shorter than
[21:25] <tommy> a nanometer
[21:25] <melissa> so why are you talking about how elderly you are
[21:25] <melissa> that doesnt even make sense
[21:25] <stephen> because tommy doesn't think I am a young man
[21:25] <stephen> he said so
[21:25] <tommy> um
[21:25] <tommy> sgower
[21:25] <tommy> that's a
[21:25] <tommy> pretty huge age gap
[21:25] <tommy> there
[21:25] <melissa> seriously
[21:25] <stephen> yeah tom I know
[21:25] <tommy> like
[21:25] <melissa> it doesnt go straight from young to old
[21:25] <tommy> if she was 20
[21:25] <tommy> he would bew
[21:25] <melissa> stephen stop twisting his words christ
[21:25] <tommy> 13
[21:26] <tommy> steve
[21:26] <stephen> tommy I know, it's pretty crazy
[21:26] <tommy> it's like
[21:26] <tommy> stages
[21:26] <tommy> of age
[21:26] <stephen> she acts like she's younger though so
[21:26] <melissa> so you were helping a pedophile move in?
[21:26] <tommy> not a fucking teleporterchrist
[21:26] <tommy> STEVE
[21:26] <stephen> you wouldn't know it
[21:26] <tommy> THAT'S NOT EXCUSE
[21:26] <kevan> and then 20 years from now
[21:26] <tommy> FOR PEDOPHILIA
[21:26] <tommy> FUCKING
[21:26] <kevan> no one will care
[21:26] <kevan> !!!!!!!!!!!
[21:26] <stephen> tommy what I'm saying is
[21:26] <tommy> GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE
[21:26] <stephen> if you ran into them as a couple on the street
[21:26] <tommy> steve
[21:26] <kevan> TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING
[21:26] <stephen> you wouldn't know that she is way older
[21:26] <tommy> if a
[21:26] <kevan> STEVE IS MOTHER FUCKING
[21:26] <kevan> JUDGE DREDD
[21:26] <tommy> 30-year-old midget
[21:26] <tommy> raped a 4 year old
[21:27] <tommy> would that be ok?
[21:27] <stephen> they are both freakishly tall
[21:27] <tommy> because they're the same height?
[21:27] <melissa> well he's obviously okay with bestiality so
[21:27] <tommy> yeah
[21:27] <tommy> thinks it's
[21:27] <melissa> i dont see why he'd be upset about pedophilia
[21:27] <tommy> cool to just post it
[21:27] <tommy> on a forum
[21:27] <melissa> an array of fetishes
[21:27] <tommy> without anywarning
[21:27] <tommy> ACTUALLY
[21:27] <tommy> NOT JUST
[21:27] <tommy> WITHOUT A WARNING
[21:27] <tommy> BUT
[21:27] <tommy> TELLING PEOPLE
[21:27] <tommy> IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ENTIRELY
[21:27] <melissa> he's trying to turn people
[21:27] <tommy> A DIAGRAM OF HIM FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS
[21:28] <tommy> steve
[21:28] <tommy> you'ew 23 right?
[21:28] <tommy> would it be ok if you dated a 16 year old?
[21:28] <stephen> tommy no I wouldn't date a 16 year old
[21:29] <tommy> steve
[21:29] <tommy> you said that
[21:29] <tommy> some 16 year olds were hot before
[21:29] <tommy> like
[21:29] <tommy> ones on tv
[21:29] <tommy> I forget who
[21:29] <tommy> but
[21:29] <tommy> you definitely did
[21:29] <stephen> but I'm not going to go date them am I
[21:29] <tommy> steve
[21:29] <tommy> do you would just
[21:29] <tommy> love and leave?
[21:31] <darren> concussion symptoms
[21:31] <tommy> steve
[21:31] <tommy> u dizzy?
[21:31] <darren> compromised short term memory
[21:31] <tommy> lack of truth
[21:31] <darren> mysterious
[21:31] <darren> hematomae
[21:31] <tommy> heightened sense of anger
[21:31] <melissa> making up stories for attention
[21:31] <melissa> hallucinations
[21:31] <tommy> enlarged bullshit gland
[21:31] <darren> wild
[21:32] <darren> mood swings
[21:32] <tommy> serious delerium
[21:32] <darren> development of unusual and disturbing sexual proclivities involving domesticated animals
[21:33] <zach> gosh sometimes i think i dont want to date her re: boring conversationalist
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <darren> check
[21:33] <tommy> shit
[21:33] <tommy> I forgot
[21:33] <tommy> to quote the thing about
[21:33] <tommy> sgower saying that hands aren't connected to arms
[21:33] <tommy> someone find it for me
[21:33] <zach> arms are like gi joes with the joints fused
[21:37] <zach> [This girl] told me she was on these drugs re: flu or something
[21:37] <zach> that gave her synthaseia or whatnot
[21:38] <stephen> haha if she said synesthesia that would be worse because
[21:38] <stephen> that's just a literary device
[21:38] <vARIous> wh-what?
[21:38] <melissa> what
[21:38] <darren> haha stephen what
[21:39] <melissa> haha stephen are you serious
[21:39] <vARIous> synaesthesia?
[21:39] <darren> maybe you should lie down buddy take it easy youre talkin crazy now
[21:39] <stephen> ari yes if that's the correct spelling
[21:39] <melissa> uh stephen
[21:39] <melissa> no
[21:39] <stephen> I really didn't pay attention in 20th century lit 4 years ago
[21:39] <vARIous> stephen, did you know i have synaesthesia?
[21:39] <melissa> its a neurological disorder steve
[21:39] <vARIous> and that it is in fact not just a literaty device?
[21:39] <melissa> not a literary device
[21:40] <vARIous> literary
[21:40] <melissa> hey steve
[21:40] <melissa> cat got your tongue?
[21:40] <stephen> hmm what is the word I'm thinking of then it sounds the same
[21:40] <melissa> mild concussion?
[21:41] <stephen> and is a literary device
[21:41] <zach> o- onomatopeia or whatnot
[21:41] <stephen> no
[21:41] <stephen> that's not it
[21:41] <vARIous> syllogism?
[21:41] <melissa> a-allusion?
[21:41] <zach> onomatopoeia*
[21:41] <zach> metaphor?
[21:41] <vARIous> simile?
[21:41] <melissa> rhyme?
[21:41] <zach> allegory?
[21:41] <melissa> diction?
[21:41] <zach> words?
[21:41] <stephen> god don't tell me the prof made that shit up
[21:42] <melissa> metonymy?
[21:42] <stephen> looking at a list right now and nothing is jumping out
[21:42] <melissa> steve maybe you should just admit you made a mistake
[21:42] <melissa> like a normal person
[21:42] <melissa> would
[21:42] <vARIous> geez
[21:42] <stephen> andy I think I just did so don't know what you're talking about
[21:42] <zach> steve im sure
[21:42] <zach> you were carrying the professor up the stairs at the time
[21:42] <melissa> no you said your professor made it up
[21:43] <zach> and you slipped right when you
[21:43] <melissa> you never admitted to a mistake
[21:43] <zach> got to the part about devices
[21:43] <melissa> because you have too low self esteem to ever do that
[21:43] <melissa> apparently
[21:43] <melissa> ????
[21:43] <melissa> or is it
[21:43] <melissa> the tired arms
[21:43] <melissa> would it have taken too long to type
[21:43] <stephen> andy by saying that I am accepting maybe that I am wrong
[21:43] <stephen> but you see I learned that from a prof so that is why I said the prof made it up?
[21:43] <melissa> but youre blaming it on them
[21:43] <melissa> step up champ
[21:44] <tommy> <melissa> steve maybe you should just admit you made a mistake
[21:44] <tommy> <melissa> like a normal person
[21:44] <tommy> instead of
[21:44] <tommy> making up
[21:44] <tommy> a whole ridiculous story
[21:44] <melissa> haha
[21:44] <tommy> to cover it p
[21:44] <tommy> *up
[21:44] <tommy> "uh yeah my teacher was a robot and the cia programmed him wrong"
[21:44] <melissa> "well i had this professor and he had a lisp so maybe he said the wrong thing which is why i said that and made fun of zach's weird friend for being an idiot"
[21:44] <melissa> "not my fault though i had this professor"

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