Vegetarians

From Wooo!pedia

People who are either offended by the thought of eating animals, put off by the combined texture of cooked musculature and blood, or think that they can taste what the damn animal smells like when they eat their meat. I mean seriously have you ever caught the scent of sheep? That's exactly what they taste like, and hell, it ain't right.

(Vegetarians: not to be confused with lesbians. More like VAGitarians amirite.).

Arguments against

Animals: fun to pet, better to chew

TaBB Vegetarians

Okay I don't know at this point. If you are one, come out of the closet.

It's okay. There are others out there like you.

Andy
Bridget
DeathInABottle
djsaxon2
holler (except hotdogs)
Katie, as in Tom's sister confirmed quitatarian.
Kruga
pepper
super duper girl
salazar
tommy, but as far as I know he is planning to quit on January 2nd so I don't know if you could really call him a "vegetarian" so much as an "idiot"
toomanydragons, more or less
yellowbus, but she's like, pescaterian which is like when you go gay but not all the way gay.
- bullshit i ate a burger with her like a week ago
- seconded
zach quitatarian/taco bell eating disorder.
Octoberer

Markov

I don't really, like, do anything now, but it's kind of hard to stop being now, but it's kind of hard to stop being now, but it's kind of hard to stop being one